warrior, a demon, and the girl next door…
Addy
Corwin is a florist with an attitude. A bad attitude, or so her mama
says, ‘cause she’s not looking for a man. Mama’s wrong. Addy has looked.
There’s just not much to choose from in Hannah, her small Alabama
hometown. Until Brand Dalvahni shows up, a supernaturally sexy,
breathtakingly well-built hunk of a warrior from—well, not from around
here, that’s for sure. Mama thinks he might be European or maybe even a
Yankee. Brand says he’s from another dimension.
Addy
couldn’t care less where he’s from. He’s gorgeous. Serious muscles.
Disturbing green eyes. Brand really gets her going. Too bad he’s a whack
job. Says he’s come to rescue her from a demon. Puh-lease. But right
after Brand shows up, strange things start to happen. Dogs talk and
reanimated corpses stalk the quite streets of Hannah. Her mortal enemy
Meredith, otherwise known as the Death Starr, breaks out in a severe and
inexplicable case of butt boils. Addy might not know what’s going on,
but she definitely wants a certain sexy demon hunter by her side when it
all goes down…
Big warrior guy comes to town to fight some baddies. Small town girl puts herself in harms way in order to protect the handsome stranger. Big warrior guy remains to protect small town girl who is not injured. Other big warrior types come to town to collect missing warrior who is now smitten with small town girl. Small town girl insists that she can handle herself and conjures a kitten to become her new bodyguard.
You just will love this book.
Lexi George has a talent for spinning a fun story set in a small southern town with colorful characters. She takes great care in describing the local attractions, small businesses, and overbearing mothers.
Southern women have wonderful manners. I thank Lexi George for teaching me how to handle awkward situations with southern sensitivities:
What do you do when your dog suddenly begins talking to you? Keep listening, he probably has more to say than most of your friends.
How do you respond when a demon claims you for his own? Sarcasm
What is the proper etiquette for handling an ambulatory corpse the day of his funeral? Send the flowers, personally.
How do you entertain thousand year old inter-dimensional warriors? Take them to the local barbecue joint. Order the whole hog.
What is the best way to mark sobriety after 20 years of drunkenness? Plan a wedding.
What is the difference between tacky and trashy?
Tacky is wearing white dress shoes to church before Easter, and trashy isgoing to church on Palm Sunday wearing white dress shoes and no underwear.
Ah... This is a great story. I read it in two days. It made me laugh, cringe, and want more. It combines my favorite genres, science fiction and humor with a dash of adult love.
A recipe for a very funny book
My score A-;
I am taking off for the kitten abuse. :p
